| Aug 28 |
Daniel Webster
"The world is governed more by appearances than realities, so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it."
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| Aug 28 |
Mitch Hedberg
"I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly."
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| Aug 28 |
Christopher Hampton
"Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs."
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| Aug 28 |
Wilson Mizner
"To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady."
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| Aug 27 |
Oscar Wilde
"One is tempted to define man as a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason."
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| Aug 27 |
George C. Marshall
"If man does find the solution for world peace it will be the most revolutionary reversal of his record we have ever known."
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| Aug 27 |
Kevin Rose
"I don't care what it is, when it has an LCD screen, it makes it better."
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| Aug 27 |
Thomas Sowell
"There are only two ways of telling the complete truth--anonymously and posthumously."
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| Aug 26 |
Mark Twain
"Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example."
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| Aug 26 |
Albert Schweitzer
"Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile."
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| Aug 26 |
Emily Dickinson
"They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse."
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| Aug 26 |
R. Stevens
"Ever heard Victoria's REAL secret? Too much support hurts."
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| Aug 25 |
Jay Leno
"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'"
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| Aug 25 |
Roald Amundsen
"Adventure is just bad planning."
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| Aug 25 |
John Kenneth Galbraith
"Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable."
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| Aug 25 |
Abraham Lincoln
"He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met."
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| Aug 24 |
Orson Welles
"I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts."
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| Aug 24 |
Arthur Schopenhauer
"If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would be able to endure it."
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| Aug 24 |
Fran Lebowitz
"Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep."
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| Aug 24 |
Peter Ustinov
"It is our responsibilities, not ourselves, that we should take seriously."
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| Aug 23 |
Samuel Goldwyn
"A Hospital is no place to be sick."
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| Aug 23 |
Jerry Seinfeld
"A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking."
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| Aug 23 |
Robert Frost
"You can be a rank insider as well as a rank outsider."
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| Aug 23 |
Dylan Thomas
"Someone's boring me. I think it's me."
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| Aug 22 |
Anonymous
"I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency."
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